i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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