And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize