do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
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