Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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