You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
i think my cat just said my name.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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