is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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