So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
you traded sex for a burrito?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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