God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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