is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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