chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
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