I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
I party with great urgency now.
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