Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
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come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
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Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
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