we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
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How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
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To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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