He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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