the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
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She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
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I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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