that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
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Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
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and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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