so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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