i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
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I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
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You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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