if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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