My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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