pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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