when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
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