So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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