Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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