look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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