Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
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