it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
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