Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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