i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize
