he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
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I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
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I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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