Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
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No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
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I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
I have tasted many bathrooms
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