is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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