Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
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I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
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Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'