i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
and she was petting her beer can
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please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
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I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.