Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
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what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
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I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?