is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
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If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
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How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.