OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?