Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
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just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
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The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it