I faked an abortion last night.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
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I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
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Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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