I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
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his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
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I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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