Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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