Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize
