you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
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