did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
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