I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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