i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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