i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Sorry about my life...
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Randomize
