Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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