Non-Jews are for practice
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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