I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
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im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
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Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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