That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
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i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
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Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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