He is such a slut. More and more my type.
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
Randomize
