It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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