If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
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