You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
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