Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
It was confusing and full of hummus
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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