So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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