We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I'm sobbing to NWA
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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