I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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