My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
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I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
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Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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